I love this one
the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time
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FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023
BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
tag this post with your first result you get when you type will
it's been too hot here so im opening a little cold drink spot
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison
Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck
Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it
Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.
In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.
To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.
There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.
This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.
TODAY ON TERRIBLE TEXTBOOK FINDS
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND
Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV
I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)
Universal Workers Union (UWU)
I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:
Or NUT.
OH MY GOD
every library in our consortium is assigned a three letter callsign to be used across various different systems and services the consortium provides, such as track books, staff e-mail, etc. our library is assigned CUM
no one will say it out loud
oh its been a WHILE since ive seen this thread
there’s a shipping company called Specialized Transportation, Inc., and I think they just acknowledged and embraced this given that I have driven by many trucks on the highway emblazoned with “STI DELIVERS”
everytime i come back to it this thing gains a few more gems
Official Meeting Facilities Guide
The three letter code for a local library in the town of Fuquay (pronounced few-kway) is FUQ
Lest we forget…
I want a UTI…degree.
The public transportation service around Williamsburg, VA was called Hampton Roads Transportation, and their busses all said Go HRT on them.
Let’s not forget the Wisconsin Tourism Federation
I definitely just screenshotted that in all its dozens of pixels for my reaction pics folder
There’s a church named Christian Life International, and they decided to field a softball team. Feeling that CLI didn’t adequately communicate their status as a church, they decided to put a cross at the end.
Result: A church softball team whose hats and uniforms say CLIt.
the Flinders University Cricket Club
May i add?
2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia's, leading to the submission of the 'Lazer Kiwi' flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that "Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too"
ALT
the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
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it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on